Jean’s Jeans
There once was a girl named Jean, Whose wardrobe was notably lean. In denim she’d dress, No more and no less, In the finest of…
There once was a girl named Jean, Whose wardrobe was notably lean. In denim she’d dress, No more and no less, In the finest of…
There once was a kitty so flighty, In trees, she’d frolic so sprightly. But unlike her peers, She’d land on her ears, That clumsy, not-so-nimble…
There once was a Frenchie named Slater, Who was known as the French Skater. With a wag and a roll, He’d skate to his goal,…
On Champagne Thursdays, the chicks convene, In dresses of silk, velvet, or jean. With bubbles they toast, In laughter, they boast, The most sparkling soirée…
A yellow dog, plump and quite pudgy, Fell asleep, his dreams all quite fudgy. With a fart loud and crude, He woke with a mood,…
In the realm of code, named Time, A coder raced against the chime. With a deadline to meet, No time for retreat, He coded, sublime…
In the yard, a woman named Fred, Tried to build a new she shed. Instructions unclear, she cursed in dread, “Wish the maker of this…
Christian loves ice cream, it’s true, Wegovy, he’d take in lieu. Semaglutides delight, In the soft evening light, His sweet tooth, they surely subdue. LIKE
There once was a robot named Al, Whose circuits did suddenly fail. He fell on a cow, with a mechanical bow, In the midst of…
Two dogs launched to the stars in a race, In the vast, silent void of deep space. With a bark and a bound, They orbited…