There once was a white cat named Harry, Whose attitude was quite contrary. He’d pick fights with dogs, In alleys and bogs, His bravado was…

Once a chap with a passionate sigh, Decided to leap up and fly. With a spring in his jump, And heart giving a thump, He…

There once was a man, quite a schmuck, Who obsessed over his big pickup truck. With truck nutz with a sway, He’d wash it each…

A man in Portland, so grand, Grew a beard that was strikingly manned. Flannel shirt, boots so stout, With Bespoke Post, no doubt, He became…