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Coffee meets Poker

Now, in the quiet town of St. Simons, there lived a peculiar pair of siblings — Jules and Lourdes. Now, Jules was a poker player of the highest regard, or so he thought at least, and his sister Lourdes could whip up the finest cup of java this side of the Mississippi.

To make things as clear as a creek, Jules was about as good at poker as a frog is at pole-vaulting. He couldn’t read faces, he couldn’t bluff, and Lord help him, he’d always accidentally reveal his cards as he gulped down his whiskey in excitement. But that never stopped him from making his way to the saloon every evening, with a hearty “Wish me luck, Lourdes,” only to come back later with empty pockets and a particularly colorful string of vocabulary.

Now, Lourdes, bless her heart, was always there to lift his spirits. Why, she had a knack for coffee that could only be termed divine intervention. She could coax flavor out of the beans like a snake charmer would a reptile.

One evening after a most disastrous game, Jules came back, sulking like a sunburnt scarecrow. Lourdes, with sympathetic eyes and steaming coffee pot in hands, said, “Jules, maybe you ought to give up poker. It ain’t your cup of tea.”

Jules, on his equally sulky return to their tiny abode, grumbled, “I can’t, Lourdes. Poker is thrilling, heart pounding. It’s the only thing next to your coffee that sets my heart racing.”

A thought struck Lourdes like a rogue lightning bolt.

“Jules,” she said, with a wicked gleam in her eyes, “Why don’t we pair your poker with my coffee?” Now, Lourdes being a barista had its own hidden perks — she knew every tit and bit of caffeine and how it reacted to the human body.

“Why, isn’t that like mixing fire and gunpowder, Lourdes?” Jules said, raising an eyebrow at his sister’s strange plan.

“My dear Jules,” Lourdes said, “Fire and gunpowder, properly handled, ain’t nothing but a firework.”

So, the next evening saw an unusual addition to the poker table at the saloon — a pot of Lourdes’ special coffee. And with that first cup of java, there began a transformation in Jules. It was as if the coffee had served as a magical elixir. Jules, who couldn’t bluff if his life depended on it, now had eyes as unreadable as a jargon-filled scientific paper.

As the nights rolled on, the combined magic of poker and coffee turned Jules from a pitiful player to a formidable one. The players who once grinned like Cheshire cats at the sight of his arrival were now met with an unsettling sensation in the pits of their stomachs.

But good heavens, this is not where the peculiar fun ends for our interesting pair of siblings. No sir, this was merely the overture. What was really undulating and churning in the depths of dear sister Lourdes’s coffee-infused imagination was a spectacle that the sleepy town of St. Simons would not be forgetting soon. Brace yourself, dear reader, for the time when coffee truly meets poker, guided by a reformed player and his sprightly barista sister, in the good old saloon of St. Simons!

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