(Verse 1)
Sittin’ in the pool, feelin’ so cool,
Sun on my skin, got that summer rule,
But then I feel it, somethin’ ain’t right,
A little bit of trouble, in the broad daylight.

(Chorus)
When you’re sittin’ in the pool, and you feel somethin’ cool,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea,
When you’re sittin’ on the pot, and you feel somethin’ hot,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea.

(Verse 2)
Slidin’ into first, feelin’ so fine,
Then comes that burst, crossin’ the line,
Ain’t no fun, when you’re on the run,
From that feeling, that’s got you undone.

(Chorus)
When you’re slidin’ into first, and you feel somethin’ burst,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea,
When you’re sittin’ in the pool, and you feel somethin’ cool,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea.

(Bridge)
It’s a summer bummer, a real downer,
Got that rumble, it’s a real frowner,
But we’ll keep on, keep on movin’,
Got that beat, got that groovin’.

(Chorus)
When you’re sittin’ on the pot, and you feel somethin’ hot,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea,
When you’re slidin’ into first, and you feel somethin’ burst,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea.

(Outro)
So here’s the deal, it’s a part of life,
Sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s strife,
But we’ll keep on, keep on swimmin’,
Even when the odds, they are slimmin’.

(Chorus)
When you’re sittin’ in the pool, and you feel somethin’ cool,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea,
When you’re sittin’ on the pot, and you feel somethin’ hot,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea,
When you’re slidin’ into first, and you feel somethin’ burst,
Oh no, baby, it’s that diarrhea.