TACOS AND BEER
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There we were, three amigos on a quest for the Holy Grail of breakfast tacos, in the heart of Texas. Austin, to be precise. The city of live music, hipsters, and, as we were soon to discover, a heat that could fry an egg on the sidewalk.
“Isn’t this exciting?” chirped Greg, the self-proclaimed foodie of our trio, as he adjusted his artisanal straw hat. “We’re about to taste the best breakfast tacos in the world!”
“Sure,” I replied, wiping the sweat from my brow. “If we don’t die of heatstroke first.”
Our third companion, Mike, just grunted. He was too busy trying to keep his beer cold to contribute to the conversation. It was a losing battle. The Texas sun had turned his once frosty beverage into a lukewarm soup.
“Maybe we should’ve come in winter,” I suggested, as we trudged down the scorching sidewalk.
“And miss out on the authentic summer experience?” Greg retorted. “Never!”
The ‘authentic summer experience’ apparently included heat-induced hallucinations. I could’ve sworn I saw a tumbleweed roll past us, but it turned out to be a hipster’s lost beard.
Our first stop was a food truck that Greg had found on some obscure food blog. The owner, a burly man with a handlebar mustache, greeted us with a grin that was a little too enthusiastic for the early hour.
“Y’all here for the breakfast tacos?” he asked, as if there could be any other reason for three grown men to be standing in front of a food truck at 7 a.m. in 100-degree heat.
We nodded, and he disappeared into the truck, leaving us to wait in the sweltering heat. I could feel my skin sizzling, and I was pretty sure I could see steam rising from Mike’s beer.
Finally, the man emerged with three tacos. They looked…ordinary. I mean, they were just tortillas filled with eggs, bacon, and cheese. But Greg’s eyes were shining with anticipation.
“Here goes,” he said, taking a bite.
And then he made a face.
“What’s wrong?” I asked, alarmed. “Is it bad?”
“No,” he said, swallowing with difficulty. “It’s…fine. Just not what I was expecting.”
Mike and I exchanged glances. We took a bite of our own tacos. They were, as Greg had said, fine. But certainly not worth a trip to Austin in the middle of summer.
We tried a few more places, but the result was the same. The tacos were good, but not great. And certainly not worth the heatstroke we were risking.
By the time we gave up, it was mid-afternoon and the temperature had soared to an unbearable 105 degrees. Mike’s beer was now a hot broth, and Greg’s straw hat had wilted in the heat.
“Well,” I said, as we trudged back to our hotel, “at least we can say we tried.”
“Yeah,” Greg agreed, sounding defeated. “I guess the ultimate breakfast taco is just a myth.”
“Or maybe it’s in San Antonio,” Mike suggested, taking a sip of his hot beer.
We all groaned. But I had to admit, the thought of another adventure was tempting. Even if it did involve more heat and warm beer.
After all, what’s life without a little bit of a challenge? And a lot of sarcasm.